So without any (more) further ado...
(NOT) My brother's sweater (but one just like it-only a little smaller). This one got sold to my co-worker. He gave it to his daughter for Christmas, and she didn't take it off for 4 whole days!
Next, My friends' ridiculously long scarf (hard to tell from the picture, but it goes to the floor when it's wrapped around her neck once).
Next is my niece's bunny. BUNNY!!! He's a secret bunny, he has 2 big ears, so you can tell him your secrets, and no mouth, so he has to KEEP your secrets!