I had sex on the weekend.
It was really good sex, too... Until it was over, and I rolled over, and felt that I had somehow managed to dislocate SEVEN ribs. Seriously... Ow. So I have to be really careful about stairs (because any slightest bounce, and my boobs pull on my ribs). And I have no position that's comfortable to sleep in; my ribs are either being pulled apart (on my front or back) or they're being squished together (on either side). Coughing and laughing are also painful.
But, I didn't dislocate my hips! Yay!
And the only other injury sustained was a really bad foot cramp, and I had to manipulate the crap out of my foot before the tendon snapped back into place.
As usual though, with these types of injuries, TOTALLY worth it!
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